[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/10-veci-ktere-zeny-na-muzich-opravdu-nesnasi\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/10-veci-ktere-zeny-na-muzich-opravdu-nesnasi\/","headline":"10 v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 \u017eeny na mu\u017e\u00edch opravdu nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed","name":"10 v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 \u017eeny na mu\u017e\u00edch opravdu nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed","description":"1) Ml\u010d\u00edte a ml\u010d\u00edte.Kdy\u017e jste na tahu s kamar\u00e1dy, tak pusu pomalu nezav\u0159ete, ale kdy\u017e","datePublished":"2023-05-06","dateModified":"2023-05-06","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9994033610bfa8d5c75e7c2dd1b5bdd54900f4ed2e7e5c6722d4887246e31af4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9994033610bfa8d5c75e7c2dd1b5bdd54900f4ed2e7e5c6722d4887246e31af4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"abela.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a291932_w2213_t1504197558.png","url":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a291932_w2213_t1504197558.png","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/10-veci-ktere-zeny-na-muzich-opravdu-nesnasi\/","wordCount":504,"articleBody":" 1) Ml\u010d\u00edte a ml\u010d\u00edte.Kdy\u017e jste na tahu s kamar\u00e1dy, tak pusu pomalu nezav\u0159ete, ale kdy\u017e s v\u00e1mi chceme n\u011bco probrat my, tak to jste jak kap\u0159i. Ml\u010d\u00edte nebo odpov\u00edte jenom:,,hmm\u2026\u201c To n\u011bkdy nem\u016f\u017eete vypotit alespo\u0148 jednu souvislou v\u011btu?2) Zase ty pono\u017eky.\u017de vy chlapi mus\u00edte po\u0159\u00e1d n\u011bkde nech\u00e1vat pono\u017eky. Sed\u00edte u televize a pono\u017eky pod gau\u010dem. To je nem\u016f\u017eete odn\u00e9st do ko\u0161e na pr\u00e1dlo? A nejsou to jen pono\u017eky, t\u00e1mhle z\u016fstalo tri\u010dko, t\u00e1mhle tepl\u00e1ky. Ach jo\u20263) Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161, co to je za romantickou kravinu.Jo, p\u0159esn\u011b takhle komentujete v\u0161echno, na co se chceme v televizi koukat, ani\u017e byste v\u016fbec v\u011bd\u011bli, o co jde. Ale \u017ee tam zase hraj\u00ed fotbal, to je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b v po\u0159\u00e1dku a na to my nem\u016f\u017eeme \u0159\u00edct ani p\u016fl slova.4) Nepo\u0159\u00e1dek v kuchyni.Ano, mu\u017ei asi opravdu um\u00ed l\u00e9pe va\u0159it ne\u017e \u017eeny. Ale kolik za\u0161pin\u00ed n\u00e1dob\u00ed a jak\u00e1 kalamita po nich v kuchyni z\u016fstane, to u\u017e nikoho nezaj\u00edm\u00e1. A kdy\u017e se ohrad\u00edme, co to n\u00e1dob\u00ed, nen\u00ed v\u00e1m hloup\u00e9 \u0159\u00edct:,,j\u00e1 jsem va\u0159il, ty um\u00fdv\u00e1\u0161.\u201c P\u00e1nov\u00e9, my va\u0159\u00edme ka\u017ed\u00fd den a taky to za n\u00e1s nikdo neumyje.5) Jste neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00ed flegmatici.Zat\u00edmco my ve\u0161ker\u00e9 v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti dramaticky pro\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me a komentujeme, s v\u00e1mi to mnohdy ani nehne.6) Koupelna.Je sice hezk\u00e9, \u017ee jste slu\u0161n\u011b vychovan\u00ed a to prk\u00fdnko si zvednete, ale co kdybyste ho po vykon\u00e1n\u00ed pot\u0159eby zase dali dol\u016f? A ty vousy po holen\u00ed v umyvadle a v\u0161ude okolo. Zrovna jsem umyla koupelnu!7) A\u0165 si tu hlavu nevykrout\u00ed\u0161.Ano, je to prost\u011b trapn\u00e9, kdy\u017e jdeme spole\u010dn\u011b po ulici a vy se oto\u010d\u00edte za ka\u017edou sukn\u00ed. Pro\u010d to d\u011bl\u00e1te tak okat\u011b? To v\u00e1s bav\u00ed n\u00e1s po\u0159\u00e1d prudit?8) Pivo, gau\u010d a ovlada\u010d.A samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nesm\u00edte chyb\u011bt vy. Sotva p\u0159ijdete z pr\u00e1ce, sn\u00edte ve\u010de\u0159i, vezmete pivo, vyval\u00edte se na gau\u010d a hur\u00e1 na sport. To cel\u00e9 samoz\u0159ejm\u011b komentujete v\u011btou, jak stra\u0161n\u011b jste unaven\u00ed z pr\u00e1ce. Ale \u017ee my jsme se od r\u00e1na nezastavili\u20269) R\u00fdme\u010dka.Nejhor\u0161\u00ed mu\u017esk\u00e1 nemoc, to v\u00edme v\u0161ichni. Sotva dostanete r\u00fdmu, pot\u0159ebujete p\u00e9\u010di, pohladit a vy\u017eadujete si maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed pozornost, proto\u017ee jste p\u0159ece nemocn\u00ed. Ale my, i kdybychom le\u017eely na smrteln\u00e9 posteli, mus\u00edme p\u0159ipravit ve\u010de\u0159i.10) Mil\u00e1\u010dku, ty jsi tak roztomil\u00e1, kdy\u017e se zlob\u00ed\u0161.Tak po t\u00e9hle v\u011bt\u011b dojde bu\u010f k uvoln\u011bn\u00ed atmosf\u00e9ry, nebo k naprost\u00e9mu v\u00fdbuchu. Z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na d\u016fvodu h\u00e1dky, tak\u017ee p\u00e1nov\u00e9, dob\u0159e si rozmyslete, ne\u017e tuto v\u011btu pou\u017eijete.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4\/5 - (15 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"10 v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 \u017eeny na mu\u017e\u00edch opravdu nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed","item":"https:\/\/www.abela.cz\/10-veci-ktere-zeny-na-muzich-opravdu-nesnasi\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]